What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Rob McElhenney Files To Legally Change Name - Deadline

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Next, they tried...

14,000-year-old mummified ‘puppies’ weren’t dogs at all, new research shows - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Dolorem suscipit perferendis ea aut quo et ea.

No way

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

UFC Atlanta predictions - MMA Fighting

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

AI could unleash 'deep societal upheavals' that many elites are ignoring, Palantir CEO Alex Karp warns - Fortune

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Blumhouse Reveals Trailer And Poster For ‘Black Phone 2’ - Deadline

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Washington Post Planning to Bring in ‘Nonprofessional Writers’ Coached by an AI Editor With a ... - Mediaite

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee researchers part of global team that discovered a new object in space - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

share office space ...

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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