What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:54

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Dolorem suscipit perferendis ea aut quo et ea.
No way
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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